Do you breastfeed or bottle feed? Are you a SAHM or working mum? Do you co-sleep or cry it out?
This constant separation into polarising groups is total bullshit.
The idea that the hundreds and thousands of new mothers every year will easily fall into opposing sides on every single parenting decision is the most absurd claim that has made it into urban myth.
I am now late AND wearing a dirty shirt. All before 8:30 am.
How else can I fail at 2018?
So my three youngest children (5, 5, and 18 months) were home today. Each with unique and uncomfortable illnesses. In no particular order, I had the privilege of managing gastro, chicken pox and a UTI. Actually, the order was from most likely to make me cry to the least and vomiting always wins that fun-time trifecta.